April 1, 2008...7:25 pm

hells bells

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This is a blog about my play going into production and now that is actually happening I have stopped posting. I cannot seem to get a clear head or hold a thought. Perhaps I will have completely lost the ability to function by mid week and will have to be wheeled into the theatre in an iron lung contraption.
It’s happening. On Thursday. After smugly announcing a complete lack of nerves I have now officially got THE FEAR.

I am doing creative writing workshops all week so have to fit my panicking around these rather full days. I am not going into tech week at Hexham. I am going to work, coming home, planning the next full day and panicking.

I am panicked about the actors knowing their lines.

I am panicked by the notion of willful ad-lib.

I am panicked about Hexham ticket sales.

I am panicked that the interval of the play may well see me denouced as a fraud and frogmarched out of the theatre by pitchfork waving locals.

I am panicked about audience reaction.

I am panicked about reviews.

I am panicked that I have been laboring under a delusion for four years and NINE rewrites.

If things carry on this way I am going to have to bulk buy some Tena Lady by Thursday.

I will see some of you on opening night on Thursday. Thank you.

4 Comments

  • Ah, so that’s what Tena Lady is… Thanks, Google.

  • I’m sure I’ll love your play Carina! I certainly like your sense of humour. You would have loved my late husband who had a humour like yours!! Life is so bland now!!

    It sounds like you didn’t need to panic and the evening went well. Did you get the burly men to carry you around Hexham after the show….or just settle for a celebratory Newcastle Brown!

    Irene xx

  • catching up on comments which I love to get!
    John, Tena lady is the future. Good to see you on Friday.

    Irene - glad you enjoyed the blog. Afraid I would need burly men and a crane to carry me round Hexham! I was delighted that I could finally stop panicking and that it went so well. I was able to enjoy the night and the hard work of everyone who has made the play work. Drank far too much wine though - to steady the nerves.

  • I hadn’t been hee for a couple of weeks to read your replies I’ve been soooooooooooo busy!!!!

    Hope the wine had the steadying effect?? I always say I’ve less clumsy after a drink than I am before!!! I suppose it depends on the quantity!!!!

    Hope you are still enjoying success with the play. Hope you do eventually make it to my area.

    Best wishes for your future success.
    Irene xxx

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